I'm very happy Adam and Joe are continuing the Made-up Joke segment. I really enjoy hearing people's tenuous jokes, so, please post here?
This is a joke that I made up, but I don't think it's bad enough for the radio segment.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
(Wait for terrible response, probably flying, which is not a power really in my book but an added bonus)
Interesting. If I could have any superpower, it'd probably be China.
(I also tried a conventional format with "If Rupert Murdoch could have any superpower, what would it be?" but realised Rupert Murdoch might not be the best example)