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Re: Made-up Jokes
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Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:11pmby onthinice
That's pretty good. I can imagine them reading that one out. I suppose you should email it to
adamandjoe.6music@bbc.co.uk
Re: Made-up Jokes
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Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:58pmby jeffersbakerski
benjula wrote:
a shire horse is a horse that is more shy than another shy horse
Surely
"What did the big horse say to the little shy horse?
....
You may be smaller, but I'm Shire"
Re: Made-up Jokes
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Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:51amby ShanghaiDAF
Why are old people always talking about kids in China....(little silence for thinking) not youth in Asia, euthanasia!
I definitely made me this up, and old people being put out of there interminable misery makes me smile.
Regards
Re: Made-up Jokes
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Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:33pmby babyshambler
ShanghaiDAF wrote:Why are old people always talking about kids in China....(little silence for thinking) not youth in Asia, euthanasia!
I definitely made me this up, and old people being put out of there interminable misery makes me smile.
Regards
I'm afraid Ali G beat you to that one by about 10 years
I emailed one in that wasn't read out..
Have you heard? Ian Anderson and one of the Jackson 5 have released a concept album that details an alcoholics struggle to kick the habit...they've named the band Tito-Tull!
Re: Made-up Jokes
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Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:42pmby benjula
babyshambler wrote:ShanghaiDAF wrote:Why are old people always talking about kids in China....(little silence for thinking) not youth in Asia, euthanasia!
I definitely made me this up, and old people being put out of there interminable misery makes me smile.
Regards
I'm afraid Ali G beat you to that one by about 10 years I emailed one in that wasn't read out..
Have you heard? Ian Anderson and one of the Jackson 5 have released a concept album that details an alcoholics struggle to kick the habit...they've named the band Tito-Tull!
Re: Made-up Jokes
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Sat May 07, 2011 12:55pmby Timo
I made this one up whilst in the middle of a dive in Turkey last week:
What did Sean Connery say when his new toilet got delivered?
"Ah, Armitage, Shanks!"
Re: Made-up Jokes
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Mon May 09, 2011 11:48amby benjula
brilliant, send it in.
Re: Made-up Jokes
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Mon May 09, 2011 3:50pmby EggleyBagelface
Here's one I made up while watching the news, quite by mistake, but i am very proud of it never the less;
Q> What was the name of the American-Indian Weatherman?
A> Apache Cloud.
Re: Made-up Jokes
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Thu Jun 09, 2011 1:17pmby Coogles
I've had a made up joke punchline lying idle in my brain for the last few weeks. the punchline, in my own feeble opinion, is absolute killer. problem is, it's far too complex to create an actual joke for. ARGH.
watch this space.........
Re: Made-up Jokes
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Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:29amby butters
i have only ever made up one joke. sorry. i am dumb. sorry.
Q. why didn't the baritone sheep want to sing with the falsetto sheep?
2. the falsetto sheep had set the baa too high.