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*wasn't read out

i like it haha.

Here are some terrible jokes for which you have Al Gore to thank.
How does Al Gore shave in the morning? - With a fund-raiser.

What do you call it when Al Gore dances at his fund-raiser? - Algorithm.
My brother made-up the second one on the spot during an A&J inspired rant on Al Gore (originally without the silly fund-razor part). The first one was mine but it turns out a similar one (which also makes more sense) already exists.


These ones are also made up but are not PC. They also don't go anywhere.

Paddy-Englishman, Paddy-Portuguese man and Paddy-Madeline McCann...

That was made up (by a guy called Paddy) during a heated discussion on Joke Science. It stopped everyone dead in their tracks and was awarded with a round of golf-applause.

So, Paddy-Muslim-man walks into Iran...

Ok, there are some good ones here! One I made up quickly:
What do you call a man with no name?

You don't. He doesn't have a name.

I sent this one in but it didn't get read out:

Where does Lisa Kudrow from Friends sell her unwanted goods?

On Phoebay!

Purple Person wrote:I sent this one in but it didn't get read out:

Where does Lisa Kudrow from Friends sell her unwanted goods?

On Phoebay!

brilliant.

benjula wrote:

Purple Person wrote:I sent this one in but it didn't get read out:

Where does Lisa Kudrow from Friends sell her unwanted goods?

On Phoebay!

brilliant.

lol, thanks!

I made up another one that I didn't send in:

What do you call a haunted hip-hop collective?

The WoooOOOooo Tang

(you have to say wooooOOOOooo like a ghost)

too many cooks spoil the chances of employment as a cook

Why are markook bread and essene bread such good friends?
Because of the middle yeast peace process.

Markook bread is a palestinian bread and essene is a typically israeli bread.

So not only a joke for bread enthusiasts there but also a winner in political circles too.

Where do you send these into? I'm confused as always