Made-up Jokes

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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby onthinice » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:11pm

That's pretty good. I can imagine them reading that one out. I suppose you should email it to adamandjoe.6music@bbc.co.uk
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby jeffersbakerski » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:58pm

benjula wrote:
a shire horse is a horse that is more shy than another shy horse




Surely

"What did the big horse say to the little shy horse?
....
You may be smaller, but I'm Shire"
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby ShanghaiDAF » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:51am

Why are old people always talking about kids in China....(little silence for thinking) not youth in Asia, euthanasia!

I definitely made me this up, and old people being put out of there interminable misery makes me smile.

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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby babyshambler » Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:33pm

ShanghaiDAF wrote:Why are old people always talking about kids in China....(little silence for thinking) not youth in Asia, euthanasia!

I definitely made me this up, and old people being put out of there interminable misery makes me smile.

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I'm afraid Ali G beat you to that one by about 10 years :)

I emailed one in that wasn't read out..

Have you heard? Ian Anderson and one of the Jackson 5 have released a concept album that details an alcoholics struggle to kick the habit...they've named the band Tito-Tull!
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby benjula » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:42pm

babyshambler wrote:
ShanghaiDAF wrote:Why are old people always talking about kids in China....(little silence for thinking) not youth in Asia, euthanasia!

I definitely made me this up, and old people being put out of there interminable misery makes me smile.

Regards


I'm afraid Ali G beat you to that one by about 10 years :)

I emailed one in that wasn't read out..

Have you heard? Ian Anderson and one of the Jackson 5 have released a concept album that details an alcoholics struggle to kick the habit...they've named the band Tito-Tull!
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby Timo » Sat May 07, 2011 12:55pm

I made this one up whilst in the middle of a dive in Turkey last week:

What did Sean Connery say when his new toilet got delivered?

"Ah, Armitage, Shanks!"
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby benjula » Mon May 09, 2011 11:48am

brilliant, send it in.
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby EggleyBagelface » Mon May 09, 2011 3:50pm

Here's one I made up while watching the news, quite by mistake, but i am very proud of it never the less;
Q> What was the name of the American-Indian Weatherman?
A> Apache Cloud.
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby Coogles » Thu Jun 09, 2011 1:17pm

I've had a made up joke punchline lying idle in my brain for the last few weeks. the punchline, in my own feeble opinion, is absolute killer. problem is, it's far too complex to create an actual joke for. ARGH.

watch this space.........
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby butters » Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:29am

i have only ever made up one joke. sorry. i am dumb. sorry.


Q. why didn't the baritone sheep want to sing with the falsetto sheep?

2. the falsetto sheep had set the baa too high.
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