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Made-up Jokes

Postby Sarah in Japan » Sun May 24, 2009 10:10am

I'm very happy Adam and Joe are continuing the Made-up Joke segment. I really enjoy hearing people's tenuous jokes, so, please post here?

This is a joke that I made up, but I don't think it's bad enough for the radio segment.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
(Wait for terrible response, probably flying, which is not a power really in my book but an added bonus)
Interesting. If I could have any superpower, it'd probably be China.

(I also tried a conventional format with "If Rupert Murdoch could have any superpower, what would it be?" but realised Rupert Murdoch might not be the best example)
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby benjula » Sun May 24, 2009 11:08am

One day the only thing I drank for that entire day was water. I went to a restaurant that night and ordered a water and my friend said, "still?" and I said "no, sparkling."

created that one the other day after my dad asked my sister if she wanted water and then quickly turned round and asked "still?"

or alternatively:

i was out with friends the other day and we were ordering drinks, my friend asked me what i wanted and i said "water" so he said "still?", i said "no i changed my mind, i'll have a coke"
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby Sarah in Japan » Sun May 24, 2009 11:37am

I think I'll be lifting the latter form for use tomorrow!
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby Retinend » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:44pm

What do you call a totalitarian confederacy of left-wing napkins?
The Union of Serviette Socialist Republics
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby lazybones » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:28pm

I'm not sure how to feel about this one, but it is the only I have made up;

Why did the the toast go to the disco?


To get it's jam on.

(I did text it in originally, they didn't read it out :( )
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby Retinend » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:38pm

It's too good ;)
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby benjula » Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:24pm

i dont like to play with rubik's cubes, it promotes segregation
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby Sarah in Japan » Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:44am

Do dolls ever go to Carribean islands?

Yes, Barbie does. (Barbados)
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby benjula » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:26pm

hahaha that's awesome, i like it.

my dad told one a few months ago that made me chuckle that i've only just remembered.

a shire horse is a horse that is more shy than another shy horse

bit of a weird joke structure but yeah...
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Re: Made-up Jokes

Postby boggles » Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:09pm

when my sister was about 5 she made up a joke which went like this

'where do snakes live?'

'Fire'

Yup, not really technically a joke but oh well.

I texted in with this one: So theres a special edition of celebrity stars in their eyes about classical composers.

Britney Spears comes on and says 'Tonight Matthew I'm going to be Chopin'

Tom Hanks comes on and says 'Tonight Matthew I'm going to be Beethoven'

Then Arnie Swarzenegger come on and says 'I'll be Bach'

Unsurprisingly it was read out
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