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I turned the radio up and began singing along loudly.

But there was a frog in my throat.

I fetched my frog-catching tongs and as i opened wide the bugger hopeed out!

and then he hopped on to a miniature bicycle.

....and peddled a safe distance to a suitable pond.
He was about to secure the bike to some railings when......

...a bunch of monsters ran over and pissed on him...

"That was unfortunate," he thought to himself. "I'm all wet now, and I smell of monster wee".

....he rushed to the pond and in his efforts to clean up, contaminated the water with the acrid stench of monster widdle.

Meanwhile, I gargled to remove the taste of frog from my throat and limbered up for another tune.